Welcome back!

we missed you like crazy...

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FRIED CHICKEN, COCKTAILS, WAFFLES & TUNES!

Born out of a passion for great food, drink & a love affair with the Deep South. Absurd Bird will take you on a journey full of colour & flavours. Sit back & let us look after you. We're thrilled to be back open and running for dine-in in all our Absurd locations.

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CELEBRATE DIFFERENCE...

...IN ALL IT'S CRAZINESS...it’s colours, shapes & sizes. with humour, fun & little madness absurd bird was born.

it's a tale of 2 outcast birds who form a heart warming & unlikely friendship. They embark on a series of outlandish adventures... including a jail break from the cuckoos’s nest, where they pick up a flock of eccentric companions & together navigate the twists & turns of life.

Let us share their stories with you as our own story unfolds.

Download our Absurd Bird loyalty app from the app or Google store today and receive a free welcome gift - three chicken or vegan tenders* When a drink or a main meal is purchased

Collect points for every £1 you spent to claim brilliant rewards. Remember to scan your QR code before every payment to collect points.

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Try our Absurd Moonshine & Absurd Lager, specially created by SoulShakers

There’s something for everyone: Xtreem hot wings (if you can handle the heat), our famous chicken & waffles, chicken burgers stacked high, as well as bird-less burgers and other delicious options for our veggie & vegan friends.

Come and see us for our famous Bottomless Wing feasts: all you can eat wings anf fries for just £19.95 pp, or party in style with our Absurd boozy brunches for only £35 PP. offers available during our normal opening hours at selected locations.

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That Absurd moonshine is goooood

AN ABSURD WELCOME AWAITS YOU AT...

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^{London - Spitalfields}

^{London - Soho}

^{Bath - Southgate}

^{Exeter - guildhall}

^{Leeds - TRINIty kitchen}

^{Glasgow - nelson mandela place}

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